Runner Post 7/96 Chapter 2 part two

"Wait up" he said.

"Hello" I said. "Where am I?"

"You are in the gathering of the murder face. I am Blind Man and I am a Slendemran. You have questions so ask them and I will think about anwering them."

"Where am I?"

"You are in the gathering of the murder face."

"This looks like a Wal Mart parking lot" but I didn't want to say this so I didn't. "What do you want with me?"

"You are the chosen one. You could even say you are............. Teh Zombie." And then I was a zombie. "But no really you are actually The Lamb."

"Is RAPTURE IS BURNING a real story?"

"No it is just the basis for greatness and you will comply or else you will lose your sanity."

"What do you want with me?"

"You will have to go through a series of very difficult hard and difficult tasks if you want to save your brother."

"OH NO MY BROTHER"

"Yes we have your brother, Billy Everyblogger. You have no chance to survive and you will realize soon taht you have no time left to play. We have to hurry or the legion of Obama will realize its full potential and all wil be lost to the great dark eternal night of Nyarlaatalatep or whatever his name is."

"I don't understand."

"You will soon." And then I woke up and I was on a highway. I was now alone. I had to hurry, I was on the Run again.

My next stop will be my brother's house in Alaska. It will be a long walk but I think I can make it in a few days unless I run into the Vessel.

Opening Post 7/8

Oh fuck oh shit he's commenting on my posts now oh god this is absolutely terrifying, this is the scariest thing that's ever happened to me, I know I'm an attention-whore but this is a scary kind of attention!

I told my parents today about this stalker who's commenting on my blog and they told me I was freaking out over nothing, my parents suck they are so horrible to me, they always treated me like this growing up and it made me dark and moody and a tortured genious and this is why I'm so popular.

They even told me that the giant doll that sat in my room when I slept was all in my head, why are they so mean. On some nights, I'd wake up in the middle of the night and the doll would be sitting on me and she'd put a finger over my lips and say "Shhhhhh, you are going to write a Fearblog." And then I'd fall asleep again. BUT NOBODY BELIEVES ME.

Sometimes I'd spend nights just crying and reading OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING and wishing that I could be like Jordan, that I could meet Salmacis and have a good life instead of this lame boring life that I hate.

Also today on the way to my Dressage Horse contest or whatever it is I do uh COLLEGE, on my way to college I saw a guy wearing a gas mask spraypainting tags on the walls. He left and I took a picture of the strange symbol he drew.

This is all so confusing.

Opening Post 3/8

Today I saw a guy wearing a Cockroach Jesus T-shirt and it reminded me of my favourite story ever titled Homestuck OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING. I'll talk about that story later, I'm only putting it in this post so that when I bring it up later you will be like "THIS IS GENIOUS."

I went to the store today and there was a hot girl with huge tits who was totally checking me out.

Short posts rule.