Opening Post 3/8

Today I saw a guy wearing a Cockroach Jesus T-shirt and it reminded me of my favourite story ever titled Homestuck OH GOD THE RAPTURE IS BURNING. I'll talk about that story later, I'm only putting it in this post so that when I bring it up later you will be like "THIS IS GENIOUS."

I went to the store today and there was a hot girl with huge tits who was totally checking me out.

Short posts rule.