Tuesday 25 February 2014

Real Posts (9/5)

sorry I slept

I woke up today and had some bacon. Bacon is the fucking best and if you disagree you should be sent to Japan lmao. As I was eating it, The Vision, Slenderman of pain, suffering, and lettuce flew outside my window and held a speaker out for me to hear. It blasted some weird gibberish.

I wake up and pour the bottle dry
Drink and stay thirsty console and still cry

Skive til I forget respon

Then I shot that Slenderman in his plague doctor mask.

I'm going back to sleep because sleep rocks.