Sunday 30 March 2014
Friday 28 March 2014
Runner Post 25/96 Chapter 5 part electric boogatwo
YOU FORGOT SOMETHING, BILLY EVERYBLOGGER
YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD
SO NOW EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DELETE THE OFFENSIVE POST YOU DID OF POSTING MY PHONE NUMBER ON THE INTERNET IN A BLOG NO ONE WILL READ EVEN THOUGH I'M THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN I'VE SHOWN THAT I HAVE ALL THE MEANS TO LEAVE YOU MESSAGES THROUGH LESS POTENTIALLY INCRIMINATING MEANS, I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT UPPPP
AND THEN I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
AND WE ARE GOING TO WATCH YOUR DEATH.
ON PAY-PER-VIEW.
ALSO CAN I BORROW TWO DOLLARS SO WE CAN PAY FOR THAT?
YOU FORGOT TO CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD
SO NOW EVEN THOUGH I HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO DELETE THE OFFENSIVE POST YOU DID OF POSTING MY PHONE NUMBER ON THE INTERNET IN A BLOG NO ONE WILL READ EVEN THOUGH I'M THE ONE WHO PUT IT THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE WHEN I'VE SHOWN THAT I HAVE ALL THE MEANS TO LEAVE YOU MESSAGES THROUGH LESS POTENTIALLY INCRIMINATING MEANS, I'M GOING TO LEAVE IT UPPPP
AND THEN I AM GOING TO COME TO YOUR HOUSE
AND WE ARE GOING TO WATCH YOUR DEATH.
ON PAY-PER-VIEW.
ALSO CAN I BORROW TWO DOLLARS SO WE CAN PAY FOR THAT?
Thursday 27 March 2014
Runner Post 24/96 Chapter 5 part one
Oh my god no I'm so scared, what did he mean by that last post? How did he figure out my password? It was a classic riddle! Guys don't look now but I think I'm dealing with Albert Einstein. I don't know what that strange code was saved to my drafts, but it's the same number I have on my luggage, so did Masky know all along?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I'm going to go into hiding. brb
I think I'm going to go into hiding. brb
Wednesday 26 March 2014
Tuesday 25 March 2014
Runner Post 23/96 Chapter 4 part ten.5
MASKY HERE
I WATCHED CITIZEN KANE, BILLY
I KNOW NOW THE SECRETS TO CINEMATOGRAPHY
AND SOON YOU WILL KNOW THE SECRETS
TO
DEATH
AND NO I DON'T MEAN THE SLENDERMAN OF PLAGUE
THE POINT IS YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE, YOU ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT OR SOMETHING? I LEFT MY NUMBER IN THE DRAFTS FOR A NEW POST.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T POST IT
OR ELSE I WILL TAKE IT AS AN ACT OF WAR.
WAR BEING THE SLENDERMAN OF GRIEF.
ANYWAY SEE YOU LATER BRO
I WATCHED CITIZEN KANE, BILLY
I KNOW NOW THE SECRETS TO CINEMATOGRAPHY
AND SOON YOU WILL KNOW THE SECRETS
TO
DEATH
AND NO I DON'T MEAN THE SLENDERMAN OF PLAGUE
THE POINT IS YOU ARE GOING TO DIE
AT SOME POINT IN YOUR LIFE, YOU ARE GOING TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BUT IN THE MEANTIME, MAYBE WE CAN HANG OUT OR SOMETHING? I LEFT MY NUMBER IN THE DRAFTS FOR A NEW POST.
MAKE SURE YOU DON'T POST IT
OR ELSE I WILL TAKE IT AS AN ACT OF WAR.
WAR BEING THE SLENDERMAN OF GRIEF.
ANYWAY SEE YOU LATER BRO
Monday 24 March 2014
Tuesday 18 March 2014
Runner Post 21/96 Chapter 4 part nine
Sorry I'm back, I had to change my password again because Masky hacked me. That last post was by him. I don't know how he found my old password, I mean I changed it to "somethingdifferent" how did he figure that out?!? Anyway we're good now, I changed it to the name of Charles Foster Kane's sled; he'll never figure that one out!
God, I hope he doesn't read this blog.
God, I hope he doesn't read this blog.
Sunday 16 March 2014
Friday 14 March 2014
Thursday 13 March 2014
Runner Post 18/96 Chapter 4 part six
Hey guys, sorry I didn't post yesterday, I had to change my password again because I had put it on this blog earlier. Now it's something different. And no it's not literally "something different," lol what do you take me for, a 13-year old?
Today I'm going to talk to you about the Great Game. It was founded by Victor Surge on the Something Awful forums way back in the Golden Age of blogging, my favourite age next to the Greatest Age back when the Slendermen knew what they were doing. Nowadays they're all "fancy gadgets" this and "killing us in our sleep" that, they have no honor anymore! But I regress. The Great Game, formed by Victor Surge, was an ARG about The Blindman, Slenderman of litigation (which some of you may know from their law firm, Slenderman & Blindman ["Frankly, you'd better call Saul!" I love those commercials]) in which the players were sued by a mad madwoman named Gatlin Burg and they had to pay out of their own actual money in order to battle her in court. It was a really great game, ba-dum tish. Fuckin' expensive, though. I got lucky, 'cause my parents are rich and I am hot.
There, today I told you about the Great Game. See the footnotes for more informatio.
Today I'm going to talk to you about the Great Game. It was founded by Victor Surge on the Something Awful forums way back in the Golden Age of blogging, my favourite age next to the Greatest Age back when the Slendermen knew what they were doing. Nowadays they're all "fancy gadgets" this and "killing us in our sleep" that, they have no honor anymore! But I regress. The Great Game, formed by Victor Surge, was an ARG about The Blindman, Slenderman of litigation (which some of you may know from their law firm, Slenderman & Blindman ["Frankly, you'd better call Saul!" I love those commercials]) in which the players were sued by a mad madwoman named Gatlin Burg and they had to pay out of their own actual money in order to battle her in court. It was a really great game, ba-dum tish. Fuckin' expensive, though. I got lucky, 'cause my parents are rich and I am hot.
There, today I told you about the Great Game. See the footnotes for more informatio.
Tuesday 11 March 2014
Monday 10 March 2014
Friday 7 March 2014
Runner Post 15/96 Chapter 4 part three
Okay sorry I'm back, I had to stop that post before I finished telling the story because otherwise the timelines would have split. Oh yeah, timelines, I'll explain that soon. Basically, I ran out of the building and Cormwell followed me out of the building and gave me the set of documents I was looking for and he told me that I am the One who can save this multiverse from imploding.
So my next destination was the Vatican, which luckily was just down the street, so I ran in busting the door down and shoved the documents into the Pope's hand (but not before I badassingly said "Fuck da Popo" and then security kicked me out for blasphemy and I had to break in through a window and give the Pope the documents like I said I did just now). He read the documents and looked at me and said "We're running out of time." So he drove me in his Popemobile and Officer Cornwell down to the Black Forest where in just in the nick of time we caught the Slenderman with his pants down! ...figuratively speaking, of course (can you tell that I've been taking a course in Literature?), he was actually about to string my girlfriend's intestines all over a tree like if Charles Manson was TPing a house on a macabre hornets Halloween. But luckily Officer Cornwall had brought a militia with him, so that's not a problem anymore.
PS: Did you catch the Shakespearean wordplay in this post? Thumbs up this post if you did.
So my next destination was the Vatican, which luckily was just down the street, so I ran in busting the door down and shoved the documents into the Pope's hand (but not before I badassingly said "Fuck da Popo" and then security kicked me out for blasphemy and I had to break in through a window and give the Pope the documents like I said I did just now). He read the documents and looked at me and said "We're running out of time." So he drove me in his Popemobile and Officer Cornwell down to the Black Forest where in just in the nick of time we caught the Slenderman with his pants down! ...figuratively speaking, of course (can you tell that I've been taking a course in Literature?), he was actually about to string my girlfriend's intestines all over a tree like if Charles Manson was TPing a house on a macabre hornets Halloween. But luckily Officer Cornwall had brought a militia with him, so that's not a problem anymore.
PS: Did you catch the Shakespearean wordplay in this post? Thumbs up this post if you did.
Thursday 6 March 2014
Runner Post 14/96 Chapter 4 part two
Okay I'm back, sorry a proxy hacked my account and changed my password to "balls," so I changed it back to "BreakingBad4Lyfe." So anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, I was telling my story of what happened! You see, I was in Switzerland in the CIA Base (Slenderman Division) when Officer Cromwell told me I had to bring back the vial of Azoth I left on my kitchen counter. Then my girlfriend rang me from Haos, California and told me I had three seconds to run out of the building before my next post came out, so I
Wednesday 5 March 2014
Runner Post 13/96 Chapter 4 part one
I'm back. More posts are coming, a lot's happened since I was in Switzerland. I'll post later, I have to watch The Big Bang Theory.
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