Real Posts (4/5)

That bear is now mounted above the cafeteria. I would have just mounted its head but haha what is this, the 1800s? Anyway I just found out our cafeteria ladies are Slendermen.

"Hello Billy Everyblogger, we are Slalmalcises. We are the Slenderman of you and your mirrors."

"lol that's cool, what's for lunch today?"

"Snakes."

"OH SHIT! Not if my GUNS can handle that!"

Then a police officer came in and put a hand on my shoulder and said "Guns are illegal, son." And I shook him off and said "You're not my dad!" But he said "No. I am."

So now I'm in jail.