Wednesday, 14 May 2014

Runner Post 51/96 Chapter 7 part three

I'm posting from in jail. I think I've done too much screwing around this past few months. I think it's about time that I go back to work on stopping the Slendermen or the Obamas or whatever it was that I said I'd do when I started this blog. Wasn't I on the run or something? I honestly can't remember. Hopefully somebody will just show up and we can have a badass fight and that'll fix everything, or maybe if I'm really lucky, an old man will leave his dying will to me and it will consist of a journal and/or some tapes on which I can find some clues to whatever mystery it is I'm supposed to be solving.

I dunno. Or maybe I'll just sit here for another few months. Either way, hi I'm back.

Tuesday, 13 May 2014

Runner Post 50/96 Chapter 7 part FIFTIETH POST

I'm home from work! Oh yeah, I got a job today at the CIA. I can't post about what I've been working on or they'll throw me in the slammer for mutiny, but I can say that there are some pretty pretty ladies there in the CIA building today. Really pretty. Like so pretty I'm wondering if maybe actually they're Slendermen in disguise, trying to intercept my work on preventing the fall of the multiverse. I'll have to go in tomorrow with a gun and shoot them all, mass execution-style, or else I will never be able to stay sane again.

I'm edgy.

Saturday, 10 May 2014

Runner Post 48/96 Chapter 6 part twenty

I can't...... I can't take it anymore. They've.... run me dry. I can't post in this blog anymore, it's too much....... it's too much effort. My social life.... is nonexistent anymore..... all because of this damn fucking blog. I can't take it anymore! You look at me, you make me post so much, I can't keep it up! And I have to post about such crazy stuff! I can't do it anymore! You have pushed the last straw. But no more. Today, I end this. Today, I shut down this blog and end this Godotforsaken thriller ride before it takes up any more of my time!

So to you, you exhausting and needy blog, I say Goodbye and
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, 9 May 2014

Runner Post 47/96 Chapter 6 part nineteen

I'm home from Martial Arts Class! Today I'm going to talk to you about Jesus. brb

Thursday, 8 May 2014

Runner Post 46/96 Chapter 6 part eighteen

Here are some of my favourite blogs:
A Fly on the Wall
A Light in Darkness Shines
A Realm of Emptiness
A writer's last attempts
Abnormaldiversity
Abraham's Men
An Old Man's Winter Night
And When The Sky Was Opened
B-Movie Monsters
Begin the Case study
Benefits
Blank Space
brighter than a spoon
Built For Two
Capricious Reflection
Case Studies
Chain Mail
CHANNEL FEAR
childhood story's
Chronicles of the DL-4533 Incident
CITY OF SINOPIA
Clawing at the Mind
Combination Pizza Hut & Taco Bell
Confessions of Fear
Continuity Glue
Cornucopia of Boredom
Crack In The Ice
Curiouser and Curiouser
Dark Chao Adventures
Deep In Their Eyes
Detective Grimoire
DogScape
Down and Out in the City of the Dead
Eccentrically Bored
Eldritch Hamsters
Encyclopedia Slenderia
Errata Security
Every Tale is True
Faces, Strange and Secret
Fearblog of Fear, Dreams and Sleep and Fear
Fear City
Fear High
Fears of the Man: Rapture 2011
Finger-Steepling and Sharks
For the Glory of the Band
Hidden in the Trees
Hidden Triumphant
High School Never Ends
Howling in the Dark
Hugs From The Archangel
In Memorium
In Tenebris
In the Garden of Desolation
In The Shuffling Madness
Ink
Ink Pad
Jordan Eats Normally Now
Journal's Journal
Labyrinth of None
Learning the Ropes
Let's Get Additives
Life by Clockwork
LOURDES IS DEAD
Luster Of The Dark Jewel
Magical Whispering
Memoirs for Breakfast
Mephi
Metaphorgotten
Metaphysical Fiction
My life from here.
New Amateur Paranormal Taskforce
Nightsongs
Not To Touch The Earth
Notes From the Condemned
Notes from the Underground
NumberJenn's Blog
Observations of Possibilities
On Seeking Asylum
Once There Was
one thousand and one nightmares
Ontological
Out of the Spent and Unconsidered Earth
Owls sleeping in the clouds
Paranoia: A Manifesto
Penny Dropped
Pest Control
Phantasmagorical
Phobos' Over the Top OOG Blog
Picking at Ruins
Pig-Fish
PLAN 31: CLOSE ENCOUNTER OF THE SOCK KIND
PLAN 31: RISE OF MCFEAR
Portal to Desolation
Progression Enhanced
PROJECT EXE
Psychopompos
Pyre for the Heart
Redirecting a Volcano
ruin the sky
Seann Reads
Secret Mysteries
Snowball in Hell
Something Generic
Sound of Silence
Still Remains Within
Storytale
Stuck In The Doorway
stuff what I wrote*
Suzie Carr - Enjoying Life
Take the Myth
Tap Dat App™
The Answer to Blogs, Rapture & Everything
The Black Mesa Pizza Code Mystery
The Book of Cant
The Bright and Dark World of WereMagi
The Devil And God Are
The Dictionary of Jordan
The Dream Interpreter
The Empire of Liminality
The Foul Rag and Bone Shop
The Geckosphere
The Hardest Choice
The Hungry Gazebo
The Hunter
The Map Maker
The Match Of The Century!
The Messiah
The Most Dangerous Game
The Owl running through the clouds.
The Projector Has Been Drinking
The Public Castigation of a Lowly Hypochondriac
The Rant
The Revenger's Last Act
The Room Novelization
The Secret History of the World
The Stars Are Not Wanted
The Supernatural Anaesthetist
The Thin Encyclopedia
The Thirteenth Apostle
The Thrill of Falling
The Topography of Thought
The Tutorial
the unimaginable universe
The Unlikely World
The Windy City
The World Through These Eyeholes
The Writerer Chronicles
Theatre of Swords
They Sought It With Thimbles
This Could Be Heaven
thisistheaddresshi.blogspot.com
Title: Stitch
To Light a Candle
Tod's New Blog
Topography Genera Center East
Train Porn Weekly
Troy Wagner's Blog Machine
TV Tropes the Text Adventure
Twelve Days
Urban Malefic
Vagabond of the Western World
We can't ALL be princesses - someone has to clap when I pass by....
We Remember Your Childhood Well
Western Guardians
Where the Dead Men Lost Their Bones
Woe Is Media

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Monday, 5 May 2014

Saturday, 3 May 2014

Runner Post 42/96 Chapter 6 part fourteen

I'm sorry I didn't post yesterday, I was busy listening to the maddest Pink Floyd album. It's called The Dark Side of the Mask, I think. I'll post more tomorrow.