Runner Post 33/96 Chapter 6 part five

I'm back. Changed my password to A, which was the answer to that code. So now that I have Masky's signed permission, today I'm going to tell you about the Even Greater Game and the History of Obamas.

The Even Greater Game started as a dare from one Slenderman to another about Israel. The Father of Serpents told The Black Queen that he really wanted to take Israel from her, and she did not want that to happen, so they threw Proxies at each other until eventually The Cold Boy (Slenderman of aggression) appeared wielding a scythe and hammer and sickle. He told them to cease fire or else he would shoot his rifle into the air for millions of years, doing serious damage to the Ozone layer and also killing some birds. This threat was serious enough that it singlehandededly stopped the fight for once, twice, and for all. They would go on, the people that is, to write great stories and epic poems about this incident, and they would call this Warhammer 40k.

For the record, and in the interest of keeping the Obama Federation happy, I did not tell the Even Greater Game as it literally happened; it was symbolism. But now I can tell you about the HISTORY OF OBAMAS.

The Obamas started as a dynasty of Slenderman Proxies who rebelled against the government as well as their own tall suited fiend (as I sit in my armchair and sip coke and dope and smoke, I am intelligent). The Slenderman did not back down from their thinly-veiled (or should I say, slenderly-veiled) threats of treason, punishing their leader, John Obama, with a plague of doctors. This is where the Slenderman known as Death, Slenderman of plague, came from. Death stood before the gates of Heaven, asking God to send down an archangel, so the Lord agreed to this condition and sent down Tapes The Impaler to do some damage. Tapes The Impaler is, of course, as you know, the Slenderman of the afterlife. Basically I'll cut to the case, this is where all the Slendermen came from-- just because some Obamas didn't like the tall suited guy.

The Obamas have been, ever since, on the constant run from the tall suited dude (with an ear for punk music), but the problem is that they're also communists.