Sorry I didn't post yesterday, I had a dance recital to go to. Today I'm going to tell you about the Greater Game.
Founded by DEVOUR and his cronies back when cronies were a thing (and back in the Greatest Age when they knew what they were doing, back when Obamas were just a phase and when Rapture was still just a baby, back before life got hard for all of us), they wanted a safe environment to build treehouses in (so they could smuggle their dope into safe places), so they asked the Slenderman Brigade if there was any chance to have a safe environment in which to build their treehouses in.
All the Slendermen said "No." So war was declared.
Of course, all of this is still just a theory, but Dr. Obama postulated back in 1975 that perhaps this Greater Game was also what spawned the slit in time shifts that caused us to experience this muliverse quandary in the first circumstance. It was that hypotenuse that shook the entire world and caused us to land on the moon, but the government wanted to cover that up, so don't tell anyone.
Tomorrow I might tell you about the Even Greater Game.
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