They let me out of jail! HELLO, LIFE. GET READY FOR A FACE FULL OF BLOGGER. *sunglasses* Everyblogger.
So the first thing I did after bustin' out of jail was go to the library to look up porn on the library computers, that's the best thing to ever do. I'm also on Blogger, lol you guys are seeing the post of a guy who is masturbating.
But as I was looking through my favorite porn site, Slenderman's Slender Tentacle Penis XXX Tim Takes Viagra Pills Video Club, I found this weird advertisement.
I literally shouted "wtf" and ran out of the library.
Then I came back in to post this.