Runner Post 7/96 Chapter 2 part two

"Wait up" he said.

"Hello" I said. "Where am I?"

"You are in the gathering of the murder face. I am Blind Man and I am a Slendemran. You have questions so ask them and I will think about anwering them."

"Where am I?"

"You are in the gathering of the murder face."

"This looks like a Wal Mart parking lot" but I didn't want to say this so I didn't. "What do you want with me?"

"You are the chosen one. You could even say you are............. Teh Zombie." And then I was a zombie. "But no really you are actually The Lamb."

"Is RAPTURE IS BURNING a real story?"

"No it is just the basis for greatness and you will comply or else you will lose your sanity."

"What do you want with me?"

"You will have to go through a series of very difficult hard and difficult tasks if you want to save your brother."

"OH NO MY BROTHER"

"Yes we have your brother, Billy Everyblogger. You have no chance to survive and you will realize soon taht you have no time left to play. We have to hurry or the legion of Obama will realize its full potential and all wil be lost to the great dark eternal night of Nyarlaatalatep or whatever his name is."

"I don't understand."

"You will soon." And then I woke up and I was on a highway. I was now alone. I had to hurry, I was on the Run again.

My next stop will be my brother's house in Alaska. It will be a long walk but I think I can make it in a few days unless I run into the Vessel.

Runner Post 2/96 Chapter 1 part two

I've been walking a very long way. I'm already at the east coast, I'm at New Jersey. On the way, I met this guy calling himself Jack Oval. Or something. Sounds Russian.

So we walked along a bit and then this guy showed up wearing a mask, and I took a picture of him.

I knew immediately that this guy was going to kill me, so I shot him because I got a gun at the nearest town. And as he died, we had a conversation.

"The... destiny..... of the... forerunners..... is..... coming to.... fruition.... my friend..... and you might be wondering... a few things.... well let me tell you.... I can tell you.... everything.... or I can tell you.... nothing...... and that is my choice... so I will tell you.... everything..... because I just realized...... I am going to die..... and my wife will never know.... my name.... or my..... allegiance to... the... Tall Thin Prince of Darkness and Chaos......"

I said "Do you mean the Slenderman?" and he said "No... I... mean.... The Unnamed Child....." "What is the Unnamed Child" I said? "The.. Unnamed Child.. is this...... hive mind... of birds....... the Fear of Death........"

I suddenly realized exactly what he was talking about. There were one-hundred and twenty-two birds surrounding us, so I screamed and they flew away.

The man chuckled and coughed up blood. "You will... never...... be free........ ever again....." and I asked "What's your name?" "Hoo... hoo... hoo..... my name.. is Obama......."

Of course. That explains the notes I have been receiving for the past week saying "OBAMA IS COMING TO KILL YOU."

"Tell my wife..... that I..... love her......" So I put on some sunglasses and said "I imagine she knows that." And then Jack pressed Play on a nearby TV and CSI Miami came on and it was exactly at the intro.

Then he died and we moved on. Proxies are stupid, I hate them.