"Wait up" he said.
"Hello" I said. "Where am I?"
"You are in the gathering of the murder face. I am Blind Man and I am a Slendemran. You have questions so ask them and I will think about anwering them."
"Where am I?"
"You are in the gathering of the murder face."
"This looks like a Wal Mart parking lot" but I didn't want to say this so I didn't. "What do you want with me?"
"You are the chosen one. You could even say you are............. Teh Zombie." And then I was a zombie. "But no really you are actually The Lamb."
"Is RAPTURE IS BURNING a real story?"
"No it is just the basis for greatness and you will comply or else you will lose your sanity."
"What do you want with me?"
"You will have to go through a series of very difficult hard and difficult tasks if you want to save your brother."
"OH NO MY BROTHER"
"Yes we have your brother, Billy Everyblogger. You have no chance to survive and you will realize soon taht you have no time left to play. We have to hurry or the legion of Obama will realize its full potential and all wil be lost to the great dark eternal night of Nyarlaatalatep or whatever his name is."
"I don't understand."
"You will soon." And then I woke up and I was on a highway. I was now alone. I had to hurry, I was on the Run again.
My next stop will be my brother's house in Alaska. It will be a long walk but I think I can make it in a few days unless I run into the Vessel.
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Friday, 17 August 2012
Runner Post 6/96 Chapter 2 part one
Hello I'm sorry this took me so long, I've been at school this past week on the run. Er......... past two weeks.
I was sitting in class one day when I looked out the window and there was this guy in sunglasses and a coat and he said to me "Come outisde" except I couldn't hear him because he was outside and I was in class, but I got his message telepathically because he is a Slenderman. So I went outside (my teacher is totally slack, he lets me get high all the time) and the Slenderman was waiting for me (not the Slenderman, this was one of the different Slendermen) and he said
"Hello my name is Blind Man, you killed my father prepare to die!" and pulled out a pistol. This was just like the fight in OH MY GOD RAPTURE BURNS so I turned into a minotaur and we had a big exciting duel.
He punched me with his gun and I neighed because I was a horse and I shot out a blast of energy and then Grey showed up and we had a battle with energy, but this was so cool because it was Grey and he is so cool, so we had the energy battle and the coolness went up through the roof and Blind Man stood where except his sunglasses reflected our battle like a simile.
The battle lasted two hours and we used a lot of energy, but when it was nearly over I punched Blind Man in the face and took his gun and shot Grey with it and then Grey nearly died and so he ran off.
Blind Man pulled out a book and said to me "You need more intelligcence in your diet" and so he swung the book at me and hit me over the head only it was Lord of the Rings so it was the biggest book ever and it knocked me out.
I was sitting in class one day when I looked out the window and there was this guy in sunglasses and a coat and he said to me "Come outisde" except I couldn't hear him because he was outside and I was in class, but I got his message telepathically because he is a Slenderman. So I went outside (my teacher is totally slack, he lets me get high all the time) and the Slenderman was waiting for me (not the Slenderman, this was one of the different Slendermen) and he said
"Hello my name is Blind Man, you killed my father prepare to die!" and pulled out a pistol. This was just like the fight in OH MY GOD RAPTURE BURNS so I turned into a minotaur and we had a big exciting duel.
He punched me with his gun and I neighed because I was a horse and I shot out a blast of energy and then Grey showed up and we had a battle with energy, but this was so cool because it was Grey and he is so cool, so we had the energy battle and the coolness went up through the roof and Blind Man stood where except his sunglasses reflected our battle like a simile.
The battle lasted two hours and we used a lot of energy, but when it was nearly over I punched Blind Man in the face and took his gun and shot Grey with it and then Grey nearly died and so he ran off.
Blind Man pulled out a book and said to me "You need more intelligcence in your diet" and so he swung the book at me and hit me over the head only it was Lord of the Rings so it was the biggest book ever and it knocked me out.
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